THE PET-MOBILE

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T ALREADY KNOW. THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE NEW AND IMPROVED TOUR BUS FOR THE HEAVY PETS. "VALERIE" MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE, WAS THE BLACK VAN THAT THE BAND USED ON THEIR FIRST EVER NORTHEAST TOUR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE THICK ORANGE SHAG CARPETING THAT LINED THE ENTIRE VAN. (A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR VALERIE) BELOW IS A PICTURE OF JEFF WITH VALERIE "PITCHING THE BARB ON TO THE TRACTOR"

OTHER NEWS:

THE HEAVY PETS RECENTLY WON THE SONIC BIDS CONTEST, WHICH ENTITLES THEM TO OFFICIALLY OPEN THE LANGERADO MUSIC FESTIVAL. -PRETTY BIG DEAL-